Gary Owens Curriculum Vitae
| 1984 - 1988 | Tried to be Ted Hughes |
| 1988 - 1991 | Tried to be Jean-Paul Sartre |
| 1991 - 1994 | Tried to be Bill Brandt |
| 1994 - 1996 | Tried to be Man Ray |
| 1998 - 2000 | Tried to be all of the above in one big fat artist |
| 2000 - present | Trying to be born again |